Fortunately - Unfortunately

Второй раз как-то легче всё воспринимается.

Yesterday I’ve parked a car alongside the road Unfortunately I could have parked it somewhere in the byroad.

Fortunately I’ve managed to get out of my car rather fast Unfortunately the lawnmower hadn’t already passed Fortunately the rock that flew from the lawnmower was rather small Unfortunately it was fast like in baseball Fortunately my car’s door this time survived Unfortunately in seconds my car’s door was like window deprived Fortunately now I don’t have to go to Lithuania and I have the cause Unfortunately the rock flew directly to the window where my head was Fortunately as I said I got out from the car few moments before Unfortunately all this shit brought me a lot of sore Fortunately I have a child and a beautiful wife Unfortunately they can’t do anything about my window but this is life.

Аня сказала, что я должен перестать лазать по сайтам Fiat 500, и тогда моя Эволупа меня простит, и все мои неприятности закончатся. Все, кто имели отношение к моим [2]июньским злоключениям молча согласились.